Does anyone really need this much gum?
(I found three more packs after this picture was taken. Nor does it include the packs in the jeep)
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
He won't take that first step unfortunately.
I don't have much to say so I will tell you some stories.
If you know me you know I HATE shopping, almost despise it. Anyhow I ripped my only pair of jeans that don't have holes in them. This wouldn't normally bother me but I'm not allowed to be "comfortable" at work, so intact jeans is what I was out for. I usually buy my jeans at D.I. (Why spend lots of money when my jeans don't last long no matter what I do?) I didn't feel like taking the time to actually go through a rack to find a pair that fit so I hit up the mall. I realized two things while I was there. Bath and Body works (I'm aware they don't sell jeans but they do sell some awesome face wash) the marketing team at Bath and Body works are geniuses. You get a coupon that seems amazing every time you go in which in turn you want to use because of its awesomeness and when you go back to use said coupon you get yet another equally awesome coupon and the cycle continues. Clever, very clever.
The Gap has way too many headless mannequins. I always am kind of looking around and not strait ahead then something catches my eye and I do one of those jerking stop things fearing I might be about to plow over someone and then find out its a damn decapitated plastic dummy who has better fashion sense than I do.
Stupid Gap.
Some funny things our sunbeams say;
After the closing prayer in sacrament when it's still real quiet Sam shoots his clenched fist in the air and shouts, "It's Mahana Time"
When showing a picture of Christ on the cross I ask, "Who knows what this is?"
Porter responds with, "That's when Christ was screwdafied" (I'd say so)
While throwing his chest out and shoulders back Cannon exclaims, "What?" all thug like because he had just lifted Chris' watch
After being somewhat shocked Porter and Maili proclaim, "What the...?"
While dancing with Maili Porter is singing. I ask him what he's saying and he sings, "I know you I walked with you once upon a dream....."
6 comments:
Your sunbeams are so funny. And I can't belive you SWEAR!~! Not cool. =|
you know I swear enola and you're right. not cool
I love it. I love it all, the gap and the Sunbeams are my favorite.
Chris is not alone in his addiction. Daniel buys the boxes at Costco and then everytime he goes to the gas station he buys a 5 pack. I never seem to have any and he never seems to have it on him when I want some. Hmmm.
Sunbeams are the best calling ever. I'm glad yours provide endless entertainment as well. Bath and Body works is a cult. But a delicious smelling one.
Love the blog and stupid Gap. Little ones are really funny. When Chelsea was here a week ago we went to Palmyra and the visitor's center. Emma sees the statue of christ and yells "it's Jesus". The sister missionary asked Emma if she knew who he was? Emma replies matter-of-factly, "yes, he's my husband". Needless to say Chels & Brad have no idea where that one came from, but Chelsea responded by asking Emma when she became a nun.
I love Sunbeams. Never ending source of entertainment.
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