Monday, October 19, 2009

FOR SALE

Year: 1976
Make: American/El Salvadorian
Model: Male
Body is in excellent condition. Engine and parts have some problems; Rheumatoid Arthritis, Ulcerative Colitis, Crohn's Disease, and Degenerative Disc Disease. Also needs to go back into the shop for a Mandatory Reevaluation Inspection (aka M.R.I) for some black spots that were previously discovered when "Chris" (that's what I call him) last went into the mechanic (aka Dr.)
Reason For Selling: Cannot afford the maintenance.
You will Love this item. Always good for a laugh, you always want to have it around and is great to look at when it's just idling.
Tried to do some home maintenance last night and things got a little out of hand.

5 comments:

Jennifer said...

Thanks for the laugh. If you ever have kids you will need a double stroller so you can push Chris and the baby around.

Aaron said "Muscle arm, uncle Chris"

Sydney said...

Can I kick the tire(s)? Seriously, hope all goes well with the MRI.

Lauren said...

Haha, that's quite funny (not the MRI stuff, just the way you said it). Cutting hair is a lot harder than it looks, I commend your efforts.

Aimee said...

thank you, at least its all even right

Rheanna said...

Oh man, that was a hoot. I don't really need to know about your "home maintenance". Gross...